Friends

Today I wanted my friends to think I was living a luxurious and enviable life so I called my friend, Bruno. Bruno, I said, a very attractive girl is walking by. I need you to let me pretend I am a very important businessman. Bruno said okay so I started yelling all sorts of things like you see on TV in such situations like Dammit, Jameson, I told them last week that it was a done deal -- whaddya mean they're trying to back out? It's your job to keep them on the line! What do I pay you for? No, it doesn't matter. No. No. Well then you get the man a Fresca and you tell him to batten down the hatches, Jameson! I could tell the girl was very impressed with my obvious eminence and I was happy Bruno was willing to go along with such a charade except TWIST ENDING none of this actually happened and I just stayed at home all day and played video games, ha ha!